By: Brittany S
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| My face when the interviews begin...dude, I just wanna enjoy the ride sometimes! |
We've all experienced it: the
moment when someone asks you questions about the expat experience and you
cringe.
You cringe not because you are
unhappy abroad or with the person, it’s the question
that unnerves you. I'm sure even now, you are sitting there reading this
nodding, pursing your lips, and saying "mmmhmmmm..." and immediately at
least 5 questions come to mind (and the responses that occur in our minds):
What do you do over there? ("Just
anybody can go over there?")
- Nothing. I sit in a temple and am writing my own "Eat, Pray, Love". ("I'm not trained, educated, or certified at all so since they chose me over the chimp and the robot they were considering, I guess they really DO just let anyone over here!)
Where exactly are you? ("Are you in North or South Korea?")
- Seriously? Even if you don't know the difference between Dhaka and Dakar, or Liberia and Libya, how could you NOT know about BOTH North AND South Korea right now?! PSY has made everyone look at South Korea, North Korea’s nuclear threats made everyone look at North Korea. Both of these countries, if they were not on your radar before, 2012-13 should DEFINITELY have put them there. So why do you keep asking me which Korea I'm in!? Or worse, if I'm in China (a place a lot of Koreans consider old, outdated, and dirty) or Japan (Korea's sworn enemy...well...outside of themselves)? Wild card, I'm in Indonesia.
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| Did you really just ask that? Look at my face. C'mon son... |
Do they speak English there? (And/or "Can you speak [Korean] fluently yet?")
- Hmmm...the only language that I speak IS English and I have a job TEACHING ENGLISH...at the very least...the people around me speak at least enough English for me to have a job and comfortable lifestyle. (And how many years did we study Spanish and/or French in school and still can't speak it? How many Americans do you know that can't even speak English? So why would I be fluent by now?)
Are there Black people there?
- OMG...they must think I'm Michael Jackson now. O.o
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| Wait, you mean I'm the only one? So who are all these Brothas&Sistas of South Korea? |
What do you eat? ("Do they really eat dog?" or "What else do they eat besides sushi?" -_-)
- It's funny how people feel "cultured" when they can use chopsticks, go to a Chinese Buffet or have sushi, but they think when you are actually IN these countries you are eating dogs beat over the head with a rock. I have actually become a scavenger and I eat whatever I can find on the ground.
We get asked these questions so
often, that I'm starting to think expats need to carry an information
card as a courtesy to pass out when we spark their expat
curiosity. If somehow you were able to answer the above questions through
your teeth and they are still attentive, they fire off another line of
questioning:
"Sooo...I've been thinking
about doing what you're doing (even though the previous questions I asked let
you know that I don't actually KNOW what you're doing...), so how do I get
started? I wanna try and move there in like a month."
- I give a list of websites to start job searches in different countries, recommend that they submit the fingerprints for the FBI background check and go apply for a passport as soon as possible to get them started. However, when I try to talk about timelines and hiring patterns with people, I swear it goes in one ear and out the other. I guess this is a good thing because they don't waste their money on that paperwork when they change their mind about their sporadic decision to move abroad. For those who show a little bit more promise, I help them consider different countries and some resources (including people) there. However, it seems like people don't make it past this step. You can lead a horse to water...
"Do you like it
there?"
- I'm not sure if the fact that I've been abroad for more than 2 years, write for a travel blog, keep a separate blog solely dedicated to the awesome moments that happen at my job, and post tons of pics and funny posts on Facebook is enough to say I like it. I need to stop having people think I'm so miserable.
"Do they have (xyz product,
food, or business) there?"
- I want to say "let me Google that for you" or hit them with the actual link. I mean, must I spell out EVERYTHING? Almost all of these questions have already been answered by SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE. They are all just as sick of these questions as I am, so they’ve created blogs, documents, web pages, etc so that you...the one who wants to do what they are already doing...can show some initiative and do some research! Granted, it is easier for you to ask us directly (and when the moon is full, we do actually genuinely enjoy being your source of info), and even more trustworthy in your eyes, but you are not the only person we know who wants to use us as their resource. Think about how many times we have had to say the SAME thing. And it becomes even more frustrating when...
"Mmm...I decided not to do
it. I mean, I don't wanna have to live in a whole 'nother country...so
I'mma just stay here...you have fun with that."
- #(#*%(@&@$(&!!!!!!! Seriously!? After picking our brains, and in the rare case that we think you might
B--be able to handle expat life and blossom abroad and
C--not be an obnoxious embarrassment to our race and/or nationality
and decided to fully help you, you back out!?
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| Are you KIDDING ME?! |
I know some of you agree with me and
share my frustrations, while others are questioning why I’m so bitter towards
these questions. "Didn't someone help YOU out?" you may wonder
(No, but that isn’t the point). I cherish this experience and as the
expats these people know, we are gatekeepers in a way. We are their lead
into this world. It’s an honor to have people look at me and become at
least curious about a whole new world. And
as someone on the other side, I’d love to help others and share this world with
them. But, I’ve also seen countless people that have no business being
abroad, and it makes me take the gatekeeper role a bit more seriously.
I’ll never tell anyone they
SHOULDN'T go abroad, but I definitely won't spoon-feed someone who already
feels entitled to everything from the beginning. If you feel I MUST help
you, must answer your every question in detail, directly, and immediately, and
that the country MUST have this, this, and this, or you will NOT stay, and that
you already "know" what it’ll be like (including what the people are
like), then you don't need my help. In my opinion, you want this life for
the wrong reasons, and if you plan to pursue it, do it without my guidance.
And for those who I do fully offer guidance, it’s frustrating when you don't
take some ownership over your own curiosity. I don't have a side gig as
the "middle man" to expat life. And as much as I would love to
see you abroad, it is tiresome and burdensome to have to KEEP reinventing the
wheel for one person at a time, for the duration of my life abroad.
Please earnestly do your research and look to me for GUIDANCE, not INSTRUCTION.
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| 'D' is for DO some homework...and DON'T pester your expat friend! |
For those abroad, how do you handle these questions?
Here's how a couple of my friends have handled it.
Check out Kaylee's detailed blog on how to become a teacher in South Korea.
or Perl's video series on how to get a visa.
Here's how a couple of my friends have handled it.
Check out Kaylee's detailed blog on how to become a teacher in South Korea.
or Perl's video series on how to get a visa.
For those wanting to go abroad, what
are you doing yourself to make that happen?
